This is my life
All Things Trainwreck.
You know when you stumble upon
pictures of your friends, enemies, and one nightstands
where they are looking a trainwreck.
Lets post this shit on the internet and laugh
at them
Send your pictures to Allthingstrainwreck@gmail.com
Now I’m not a saint but in not a sinner, everythings cool as long as I’m getting thinner.
LAWLZ.
I can cut up a dead chicken and put it on my head too.
Dont give your children cell phones and alcohol.
(here comes a story)
So once when I was very very very watsed, I thought it would be a good idea to call my parents and so I did this and talked my way through it. Well about 20 mins after getting off the phone we took some pictures of us taking shots, and I was like ” LOL I’ll send it to a friend” so i clicked recent contacts, and because the universe and everything touchscreen hates me. I sent it to my parents. The next day they were freaking the FUCK out. Great times. I miss being a teenager.
SUBMIT; your stories.
I’ve been there. Except i wore a Amy Winehouse wig and it wasnt a toilet it was my friends couch.
(gay rant starting….now) Okay so why the fuck do people take pictures of themselfs when they first wake up? Look i bet she has some plaque all up on them teff all nasty and such, and gurl for real tho, looks like miss. piggy made pigtails and shit all over her hair and made nasty whorelights.
kthanksquit.
chongatranny. I love the lip liner.
“ I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
Its true.
Imagine the next day. Would you be mad? I would.
