I can cut up a dead chicken and put it on my head too.
Dont give your children cell phones and alcohol.
(here comes a story)
So once when I was very very very watsed, I thought it would be a good idea to call my parents and so I did this and talked my way through it. Well about 20 mins after getting off the phone we took some pictures of us taking shots, and I was like ” LOL I’ll send it to a friend” so i clicked recent contacts, and because the universe and everything touchscreen hates me. I sent it to my parents. The next day they were freaking the FUCK out. Great times. I miss being a teenager.
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